(J) Did you throw out my potato salad?
(M) The giant VAT of potato salad you brought back from vacation?
(J) Yes.
(M) Yes.
(M) Sorry to whoever at my workplace left the bottle of sparkling water in the fridge (buuuurp).
(M) Sitting five feet from Juliet from Lost on the boat.
(J) I can't believe you threw out my potato salad.
(J) Just order $97 worth of fishing stuff off Amazon and charged it to your debit card.
(J) Ha ha, just kidding.
(J) You weren't planning on using these peanut butter chips, were you?
(M) What is on our calendar for August 17th?
(J) *Unreadable camera phone picture of our calendar*
(M) Scooter ran out of gas. On highschool road. Can you come get me?
(M) Bring gas.
(J) On my way.
(M) Just offered a ride from guy on BMW motorcycle. Said no, but nice ride. Love two-wheeler camaraderie.
(M) WAIT. Neighbor is bringing me gas.
(M) I HAVE GAS. (Literally and figuratively).
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